splam’s Aero Weblog

The only two times you can see Singaporeans being united together are National Day and flaming PRCs.

Saturday. A relatively dumb day to watch a movie. Imagine watching a dumb movie on Saturday, horrifying yeah? Oh by the way the movie is ‘THE HAPPENING’. A movie with a weak plot, weaker cast and some who the fuck understand terms. I was actually going to watch either ‘KUNG FU PANDA’ or ‘NARNIA’, but no fucking space for 3. Even if they have seats, those were alien seats.

I had to thank STOMP for a particular post on EURO 08. Now I can watch it on the internet, quality so-so, commentary available IF you are lucky. GOGO SPAIN!

This two short weeks of break had some impact on me. I reflect of somethings I did in my life, pretty bad. That’s why i feel guilty

I’m guilty of not revising my homework, instead I’m posting here.

I’m guilty of being such a hypocrite. I’ve always remind my brother not to use the computer for too long, yet I had my eyes glued onto the screen.

I’m guilty of being a dreamer. Dreaming of getting good results and the thought of being rich made my day.

I’m guilty of being such a food junkie. Lays, Ruffles, m&m etc. Well whatever junk food you can think of, I guess it is on its way through my system.

I’m guilty of being a thinker than a worker. I think and plan what I want to achieve after this two weeks. Haha.

I’m guilty of letting my blog rot away. I’ve not been feeding it with new updates and cause readership to plunge.

I’m guilty of feeling so happy after typing all this. I really felt much better after typing this, some more chocolate please!

The sight of the result slip and prelim schedule really dampened my spirit. Well, what can I do? I just have to continue living my guilty life till my ‘dreams’ come true.

Hmm I did not post for quite sometime and views are just dropping to 3-5 per day?! Well I decided to do something about this, by posting la. All the pressure from the O levels is really coming onto me. Chinese O level Paper 1 was pretty hard but managed to elaborate on some points rather. Paper 2 was a breeze, easier than the mock papers.

I really had to emphasis on the mock paper part. 2 weeks of mock paper not sian meh? I cannot say that mock papers are unnecessary but some things tend to be more effective in smaller numbers. Sports Carnival was a success surprisingly . Kudos to the committee! However, it will be better if the field is wider and longer.

Extended programme is effective, considering we got like 2-6hrs of DnT to complete our artefact. But other lessons like kns, no use de. I had been watching Prison Break Season 1 about a month ago. I am very engrossed in the plot actually, so engrossed that I want escape the prison with them. Well, no matter how hard I tried i also cannot get in.

For the coming 2 months will be very hong ar. Prelims, School Anniversary Parade(lots of training, i want open car door!). Went for training couple of weeks ago, rather suprised at the Part As’ standard, except for the fact that the name tag is on the wrong side la. Shall not go on further because the PB Epis load finish liao.

This is something funny I found on the net:

Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?

Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I’m sick and tired of it!

Dispatcher: 911
Caller: Yeah, I’m having trouble breathing. I’m all out of breath. Darn….I think I’m going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I’m at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

Dispatcher: 911 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I’m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn’t have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma’am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I’m not stupid.

Dispatcher: 911 What’s the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

Finally after 3 years of service to the school, I’m done with the prefect thingy. It is finally our turn to step down and I greatly appreciate all the effort to make the prefect investiture a rather interesting one. During my service, I felt like quiting and just be a normal secondary student with no duties, no responsibilities. But when I thought of how I was chosen as a prefect, it seems to keep calm and made me come so far. Inever really wanted to uphold higher positions in the prefect committee, a ordinary prefect will do.

But I have some queries about the ” Prefect Selection System”. I find it rather weird to be chosen just because my shorts and socks are at the perfect length of a lower secondary student. Yes! First impression counts, but if the committee allows a well attired boy to be a prefect without questioning, this means that at least 50% of the school population are eligible to be a prefect. Secondly, I am not trying to say that I can match up to the position but please think before you choose those someprefects to be in the committee. I can certainly come up with a long list of prefects that are not supposed to be in the committee. Committee as in senior prefects and all the other sk depts. I seriously do not know how they managed to work their way up without doing much duties but by just hanging out with previous batch of prefects and some sweet talking. This is proven, tested and witnessed. Jealousy is not a factor in this post, ask any prefects, there sure is some form of boot licking taking place. Well what I can I do, I only can blame myself for being so stupid. Doing duties everyday does not mean that I am going to rise up in the prefect committee.

My title sounds like I have gotten myself a brand new, all shiny PSP. Trust me, I DON’T!

After O’s I will gung ho my way in the the store and buy a PSP to make up my lost time with it.

SO into techno now. Past impressions of techno are rubbish music, ah bengs’ songs. Well that’s not so true after all.

Well well well, I am back. Hmm… The moti workshop seems to help me in one way or the other. 10hrs for 3 days, seems like a school day. Time really flies at the workshop.

Some very real facts I found out at the workshop

• I have a “S” personality, s for suan
• I am a fuel
• I am a left/right brainer, cool right?
• I am an audio learner

Our soccer team is disbanded for the moment, we drew 2-2 at a rather hilly field. We should be playing at the Sembawang Primary School’s “FREE 2 PLAY” field. Kick some balls and it rained. Just when the weather is pretty much good, the freaking “boss” kped say leave now or I call police. SO much for a “FREE 2 PLAY” field. Went to the hilly field and play then, man-made goal posts ( we constructed them). Watery pitch and some muddy parts in the middle of the hill.

Feel so motivated now…motivated to play MORE! =D

Here I am, multi-task(ing). Doing my SS SBQ while blogging.

Came to a very meaningful thing on the net. On the Internet, <3 mainly represent love as it resembles a heart. But have you ever wonder in the mathematically view point. <3 = less than three(creatures) , intelligent creatures will understand this. Wel, that’s some things I found on the net.

Soccer on Sunday was relatively good in the sense that we know our weaknesses and hardly any strengths. Imagine a fat guy can run faster than Hong Ying, well that’s pretty hard. Yet it happened.

3 posts in 4 days, muhahaha!