splam’s Aero Weblog

This is something funny I found on the net:

Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?

Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I’m sick and tired of it!

Dispatcher: 911
Caller: Yeah, I’m having trouble breathing. I’m all out of breath. Darn….I think I’m going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I’m at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

Dispatcher: 911 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I’m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn’t have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma’am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I’m not stupid.

Dispatcher: 911 What’s the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

Finally after 3 years of service to the school, I’m done with the prefect thingy. It is finally our turn to step down and I greatly appreciate all the effort to make the prefect investiture a rather interesting one. During my service, I felt like quiting and just be a normal secondary student with no duties, no responsibilities. But when I thought of how I was chosen as a prefect, it seems to keep calm and made me come so far. Inever really wanted to uphold higher positions in the prefect committee, a ordinary prefect will do.

But I have some queries about the ” Prefect Selection System”. I find it rather weird to be chosen just because my shorts and socks are at the perfect length of a lower secondary student. Yes! First impression counts, but if the committee allows a well attired boy to be a prefect without questioning, this means that at least 50% of the school population are eligible to be a prefect. Secondly, I am not trying to say that I can match up to the position but please think before you choose those someprefects to be in the committee. I can certainly come up with a long list of prefects that are not supposed to be in the committee. Committee as in senior prefects and all the other sk depts. I seriously do not know how they managed to work their way up without doing much duties but by just hanging out with previous batch of prefects and some sweet talking. This is proven, tested and witnessed. Jealousy is not a factor in this post, ask any prefects, there sure is some form of boot licking taking place. Well what I can I do, I only can blame myself for being so stupid. Doing duties everyday does not mean that I am going to rise up in the prefect committee.

My title sounds like I have gotten myself a brand new, all shiny PSP. Trust me, I DON’T!

After O’s I will gung ho my way in the the store and buy a PSP to make up my lost time with it.

SO into techno now. Past impressions of techno are rubbish music, ah bengs’ songs. Well that’s not so true after all.